{"id":907,"date":"2014-11-01T16:49:46","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T00:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elvanpyres.com\/?page_id=907"},"modified":"2017-03-05T08:17:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-05T16:17:27","slug":"special","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.elvanpyres.com\/?page_id=907","title":{"rendered":"*Test Drive*"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is ELVANPYRES<\/strong> (The Burning Elves) the right ELF \/ VAMPIRE WebComic for you?<\/h3>\n

Well you want entertainment and this page is here to help you get it.
\nBut even if you don’t read the main comic you should check out the Parody Comic page<\/a><\/strong> for some non-Vampire laughs.<\/p>\n

The “10 Comic Test Drive” is below these EXAMPLE PAGES.<\/h4>\n

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Comic #110: The Elvan Scholars create the first (Index) Vampires<\/em><\/h4>\n

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\nComic #151: The Forsaken Elf Girl KITH Swears Vengeance Against RALF
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A normal revenge plot has the child HERO swear to grow up and get vengeance against the adult VILLAIN, but in this story the VILLAIN PROTAGONIST swears vengeance against the IDIOT HERO.<\/p>\n

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The first thing you should know about this comic is that it is my “learning to draw a comic” experience, so if you start at the beginning the artwork is going to be VERY rough.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most people don’t enjoy reading poorly drawn comics, so I recommend starting at page 93<\/strong>,<\/a> which is when the Elves get turned into Elf Vampires (Elvanpyres).<\/p>\n

At that point the artwork has improved quite a bit and continues to get better.<\/p>\n

In this Story-verse the Elves are wacky funsters that enjoy mischief<\/strong>.
\nAnd because they created the Human Vampires, the Vampires are also wacky.
\nThe Witches can be aligned with any faction, and some are nice while others are mean.<\/p>\n

Note that the main storyline is a full color comic, while the “Preview\/Filler” comics<\/a> are Black and White (mostly).<\/strong>
\nThe non-Elf\/Vampire comics on the “Parody” page <\/a>can be either.<\/p>\n

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So what kind of wacky are we talking? Let’s look at some examples.<\/h2>\n

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Here is a PREVIEW PAGE of Ralf the Elf arguing with the Vampire guards at Elf-Ridge.<\/h4>\n

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Here is a PREVIEW PAGE of a wacky Vampire (their “Master Strategist” Thadium) and a mean Witch (Prime Witch Violet, controller of Elf-Ridge)<\/h4>\n

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– So –<\/strong><\/h1>\n

ARE YOU READY FOR THE TEN<\/span> COMIC “TEST DRIVE”?<\/strong><\/h1>\n

This is the “mini-arc” that tells how the Vampires turned against the Elves. It’s 10 pages long, and it’s got a hint of both SEX<\/strong> and VIOLENCE<\/strong> with plot development and humor.<\/p>\n

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115 \u2013 Dive into Madness<\/a><\/h3>\n

The Vampires begin to suspect the Elves are up to some tricks.<\/p>\n

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116 \u2013 Elf \u2764 Vampire (Sex and Death)<\/a><\/h3>\n

The Vampires have sex with the Elves to try to learn their secrets<\/p>\n

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117 \u2013 World of Worry<\/a><\/h3>\n

Both the Elves and the god Odin are worried about each others moves.<\/p>\n

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118 \u2013 Vampires and Vaults<\/a><\/h3>\n

The Elves bitch about the Vampires playing a D&D like game.<\/p>\n

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119 \u2013 Created To Be Destroyed<\/a><\/h3>\n

The Vampires learn that they are but pawns in the Elves real plan.<\/p>\n

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120 \u2013 The Prime Bitch<\/a><\/h3>\n

In order to stop the Elves, the Vampires go to Prime Witch Violet<\/p>\n

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121 \u2013 To Kill an Elf . . .<\/a><\/h3>\n

Violet tells the Vampires how to kill the Elves<\/p>\n

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122 \u2013 Too Sexy?<\/a><\/h3>\n

The Vampires spring their trap.<\/p>\n

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123 \u2013 Ward First, THEN Summon<\/a><\/h3>\n

The big fight scene.<\/p>\n

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124 \u2013 Hail to the BITCH, Baby<\/a><\/h3>\n

Prime Witch Violet is the clear winner.<\/p>\n

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So if you’re interested in reading ELVANPYRES (The Burning Elves) you can either get the Story Recap (with lots more pictures) on “The Story” page –<\/p>\n

THE STORY PAGE<\/a><\/p>\n

Or begin reading where Odin orders the disgraced Cthulu wizard Nozferklaatu to cast “Flames of the Elvanpyres” (Comic #93)<\/a>,<\/strong> which turns the Elves into Vampires<\/p>\n

\"Flames<\/a><\/p>\n

ENJOY!<\/p>\n

Mike the Mountain Elf<\/a><\/p>\n

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Notes on Page Numbers<\/p>\n

Comic #66 Pan-Ghoulin\u2019s mini-arc begins on page 66 and runs for 6 pages, and he\u2019s a BEAST! (666)<\/a><\/p>\n

Comic #116 (eleven-six) is about Elven sex<\/a><\/p>\n

Comic #123 The Elf Scholars get taken out\u00a0 1-2-3<\/a><\/p>\n

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