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ELVANPYRES is made by smooshing Elves and Vampires together with 2/3 Humor, 1/3 Drama, with a dash of Fanservice and Parody.
Served with SANGRIA, of course!
Key Words related to ELVANPYRES (I’m trying to get to 1000!)
The Elf in the MILF, Wood Elf, Elf Wood, Damnfears (I may have spelled that wrong), Elvan Pyres, Elven Vampires, Elf, Vampire, Half Elf, Double Elf, Pointy Ears, Grand-Alf. Alfheim, Hot Sexy Naked Uninhibited Elfs, Vampires, Emo Vampire, Vampyres, Children of the Night, Dorks of the Darkness, Kinsman of the Shades, Kith of the Shadows, Sun Dodger, Shadow Dancer, Pointy Teeth. Fangs, Fang Bath, Blood Drinkers, Blood Smoothie, Orthodontic Nightmare, BBQ of the Damned, Vhamp Highers (Is that supposed to be one word or two?) , Dwarves, Dwarvanpyres, The BUSY Song, Bossy Witches, Night Witch, Guard Witch, Artemis, Party Witch, Dionysus, Magic, Magick, Magik, Mah-Jeek, Magi Babble, Theurgy, Sorcery, GLoOM PoND, Great Library of Occultus Magic, Pool of Nervosa Dementia, House Sphinx, Veloci-Goblins, Ray Theoplant, Nyarlathotep, Dreamy Cthulu, Lovecraft Lite, High Priestess of R'Lyeh? Hell Yeah! "No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something . . . " Our Elves are WAY FUCKIN' different (I really wish I had a TV Tropes page)