128 – SHIT, meet FAN!
Jan24
on 2015/01/24
at 4:01 PM
Chapter: Chapter 1 - The Gods Foolish Prank
Location: Alf-Ridge, Odin's Sky Ship
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128 – SHIT, meet FAN!
WARNING: PLACING A VAMPIRE CURSE ON THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF DREAMING CTHULU CAN RESULT IN SERIOUS SAN LOSS – CONSULT YOUR WITCH DOCTOR FOR DETAILS. Big Twist #1. If you don't understand the the mistaken logic of “If she's short she's not an Elf” please review Comic #99. You KNOW there is going to be a trip to R'Lyeh before this is all over. Also: Ganesha sets the Spell Break condition – Comic #92, And the Golden Orange CAN'T BE DESTROYED – Comic #87
Odin: So Az-Klon and the other Priests of Cthulu can't communicate
with the High Priestess?
Nozferklaatu: No. Funny thing; the Priests of R'lyeh LOST CONTACT WITH HER AROUND THE SAME TIME THAT THE ELVES WERE SEALING THEIR PORTALS.
Nozferklaatu: Huh . . . Weird.
SFX: DING !
Loki: You don't think . . .
Odin: Noooo . . .
Loki: I mean IF SHE WERE AN ELF . . .
Odin: Noooo . . . NO WAY!
Loki: And her connection to R'Lyeh ran THRU Alfheim . . .
Odin: But the CTHULIDS HATE the ELVES for getting the BETTER of them during the PREVIOUS VAMPIRE CRISIS! WHY would they have an ELF HIGH PRIESSSSS . . .Ooooooooooo - Because "IT TAKES AN ELF TO GET THE BETTER OF AN ELF"
Loki: Well there's an easy way to find out: Just ask him.
Odin: Hey Nozferklaatu, what does this High Priestess look like?
Nozferklaatu: Few have seen CTHULYN because CTHULU is surrounded by MYSTERY, but I hear she's KINDA SHORT and has a REALLY NASTY TEMPER.
Loki: CTHULYN isn't and Elf name. And if she's SHORT, then she's NOT an Elf!
Odin: Well it doesn't matter since nobody can contact her. But there is another way to end Vampirism - Ganesha set the SPELL BREAK CONDITION as "DESTROY THE GOLDEN ORANGE MAGIC AMPLIFIER". HEY RALF ELF!
Ralf: FUCK YOU?
WARNING: PLACING A VAMPIRE CURSE ON THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF DREAMING CTHULU CAN RESULT IN SERIOUS SAN LOSS – CONSULT YOUR WITCH DOCTOR FOR DETAILS. Big Twist #1. If you don't understand the the mistaken logic of “If she's short she's not an Elf” please review Comic #99. You KNOW there is going to be a trip to R'Lyeh before this is all over. Also: Ganesha sets the Spell Break condition – Comic #92, And the Golden Orange CAN'T BE DESTROYED – Comic #87
Odin: So Az-Klon and the other Priests of Cthulu can't communicate
with the High Priestess?
Nozferklaatu: No. Funny thing; the Priests of R'lyeh LOST CONTACT WITH HER AROUND THE SAME TIME THAT THE ELVES WERE SEALING THEIR PORTALS.
Nozferklaatu: Huh . . . Weird.
SFX: DING !
Loki: You don't think . . .
Odin: Noooo . . .
Loki: I mean IF SHE WERE AN ELF . . .
Odin: Noooo . . . NO WAY!
Loki: And her connection to R'Lyeh ran THRU Alfheim . . .
Odin: But the CTHULIDS HATE the ELVES for getting the BETTER of them during the PREVIOUS VAMPIRE CRISIS! WHY would they have an ELF HIGH PRIESSSSS . . .Ooooooooooo - Because "IT TAKES AN ELF TO GET THE BETTER OF AN ELF"
Loki: Well there's an easy way to find out: Just ask him.
Odin: Hey Nozferklaatu, what does this High Priestess look like?
Nozferklaatu: Few have seen CTHULYN because CTHULU is surrounded by MYSTERY, but I hear she's KINDA SHORT and has a REALLY NASTY TEMPER.
Loki: CTHULYN isn't and Elf name. And if she's SHORT, then she's NOT an Elf!
Odin: Well it doesn't matter since nobody can contact her. But there is another way to end Vampirism - Ganesha set the SPELL BREAK CONDITION as "DESTROY THE GOLDEN ORANGE MAGIC AMPLIFIER". HEY RALF ELF!
Ralf: FUCK YOU?
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