116 – Elf ❤ Vampire (Sex and Death)
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116 – Elf ❤ Vampire (Sex and Death)
G'Star is a “Bard of Romantic Adventures” and enjoys doing “Field Research”. But all that barding tends to make her overly dramatic. Plus she's bummed out about being turned into Elvanpyre, and also about the Elves using the Vampires while fully intending to screw them over. This is why she gives her “If you think Elves are cruel” speech. You can;t have a Vampire story without existential angst.
Neither of the Vampires got any useful information out of the Elves, but everybody still had a good time. A REAL good time. (Note: Both G'Star and Hein are 6'1”, G'Star just looks taller cuz she's got the poofy do)
????: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooooooooooo
G'Star: Did you enjoy it?
Friend Hein: It was GREAT! Everything is WONDERFUL!
Friend Hein: And the best part is that it will never end - because I'll NEVER DIE!
G'Star: Silly, the pain of Mortals is that they die . . .
The pain of Immortals is that WE DON'T.
G'Star: Remember: the Flame of Life burns for the pleasure of the Gods.
G'Star: To hold onto that Flame is to endure the suffering it causes.
G'Star: If we Elves seem cruel, it is because circumstances have driven us to mad schemes.
Friend Hein: . . .
Friend Hein: Pish! FUCKING ELF BARDS! Immortality is wasted on Immortals.
G'Star is a “Bard of Romantic Adventures” and enjoys doing “Field Research”. But all that barding tends to make her overly dramatic. Plus she's bummed out about being turned into Elvanpyre, and also about the Elves using the Vampires while fully intending to screw them over. This is why she gives her “If you think Elves are cruel” speech. You can;t have a Vampire story without existential angst.
Neither of the Vampires got any useful information out of the Elves, but everybody still had a good time. A REAL good time. (Note: Both G'Star and Hein are 6'1”, G'Star just looks taller cuz she's got the poofy do)
????: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oooooooooooo
G'Star: Did you enjoy it?
Friend Hein: It was GREAT! Everything is WONDERFUL!
Friend Hein: And the best part is that it will never end - because I'll NEVER DIE!
G'Star: Silly, the pain of Mortals is that they die . . .
The pain of Immortals is that WE DON'T.
G'Star: Remember: the Flame of Life burns for the pleasure of the Gods.
G'Star: To hold onto that Flame is to endure the suffering it causes.
G'Star: If we Elves seem cruel, it is because circumstances have driven us to mad schemes.
Friend Hein: . . .
Friend Hein: Pish! FUCKING ELF BARDS! Immortality is wasted on Immortals.
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