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5 - Get on with it!
Fourth wall optional. Don't worry, once the story starts this happens very infrequently.

Some labored in workshops . . .
Ralf: WHOA! Santa's toy shop this ain't !
Some dabbled in the dark occultic arts . . .
Ralf: I think you wanted the next room over, this one's kinky bedroom arts.
And so begins our light-hearted romp thru the World of Beauty and Magic.
Ralf: Oh sure, it's all jokes and laughter at the start! Then with the bloodshed and the screaming
Ralf: COMON! Let's get this fucking nightmare started!