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Greeter: The Elves have NO respect for anything!
Pissidon: Fucking Elves!
Greeter: Literally, look at all those Elf butts!
Pissidon: Those oversexed Elves are defiling EVERYTHING! The Shrubbery of Odin, the Breakfast Nook of Vesta, the Frolic Couch of Venus . . .
Pissidon: Well that last one is probably OK.
Greeter: Actually it's considered the offering "De Jure"
Pissidon: Why does everyone in your stuck up Roman pantheon always put on airs by quoting Latin phrases?
Greeter: Fine, it's considered the offering "AU JUS". Happy now?
Pissidon: NO! Did you not hear my job description?