ELVANPYRES

Greeter: Relax dude, the Elves act like this every year. But since nobody important ever comes here, the gods never find out.
Odin: MY SHRUBBERY!!!!
Greeter: OK, NOW there's a problem.
Pissidon: Oh is somebody pissed? That makes me happy!
Odin: I, ODIN, ruler of the Norse Pantheon, have come out of my way to honor the Elf City with my presence and thank you for your participation in my Wild Hunts, but what do I find?!
Take it easy bud, nobody wants to see a one-eyed monster.
Odin: ELVES DESECRATING MY SACRED SHRUBBERY!!
SFX: CLENCH!!!
Male elf: We're not desiccating it.
Female Elf: If anything it's wetter than ever!