ELVANPYRES

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ELVANPYRES is made by smooshing Elves and Vampires together with 2/3 Humor, 1/3 Drama, then adding a dash of Parody and 2 scoops of Fanservice.

Served with SANGRIA, of course!

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Webcomicing is time consuming work.

Thank you for continuing to read ELVANPYRES as it limps along.

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Blockchain Crypto-Comic, The Elf in the MILF, Wood Elf, Elf Wood, Damnfears (I may have spelled that wrong), Elvan Pyres, Elven Vampires, Elf, Vampire, Half Elf, Double Elf, Pointy Ears, Grand-Alf. Alfheim, Hot Sexy Naked Uninhibited Elfs, Hentai, Vampires, Emo Vampire, Vampyres, Children of the Night, Dorks of the Darkness, Kinsman of the Shades, Kith of the Shadows, Broken Wing, The Little Beast, Fox Ears, Sun Dodger, Shadow Dancer, Pointy Teeth. Fangs, Fang Bath, Blood Drinkers, Blood Smoothie, Orthodontic Nightmare, BBQ of the Damned, Vhamp Highers (Is that supposed to be one word or two?) , Dwarves, Dwarvanpyres, The BUSY Song, A Very Merry Krampus, Satyros, Faunus, Bossy Witches, Night Witch, Guard Witch, Artemis, Party Witch, Dionysus, Pileus, Pilleum, Thyrsus, Thiasus, Silenus, Maenads, Magic, Magick, Magik, Mah-Jeek, Magi Babble, Theurgy, Sorcery, GLoOM PoND, Great Library of Occultus Magic, Pool of Nervosa Dementia, City Of Blood, House Sphinx, Veloci-Goblins, Ray Theoplant, Nyarlathotep, Dreamy Cthulu, CthuLuke and R’Leia, Lovecraft Lite, High Priestess of R’Lyeh? Hell Yeah! Our Elves are WAY FUCKIN’ different (I really wish I had a TV Tropes page)

The Wackiest Elves you can take without a prescription.

Damned Elves fucking shit up.

“No Elves and no Vampires make Homer something something . . . ”

Elves – Living in Harmony with Nature while annoying everyone around them.

There’s still time to like ELVANPYRES before it becomes popular!

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of ASS!

Currently orbiting the planet Insanity, but safely outside the Roche Limit ( I hope )

Schrodinger’s Webcomic – It may or may not have updated.

Juanita, Tucson, Tripoli, Fort Worth, ChicaGO!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneTwoThreeFourGo

When you pee into the abyss the abyss pees back at you.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches toward the chiropractor for a spinal adjustment?

The Mouth of the Ouroboros comes ’round again.

“Revenge is a dish best served cold” but only because you’re busy stuffing your face with “I can’t do shit about it now” appetizers.

Arbor Dome – 2 trees enter, 1 tree leaves

Mileipede – it has 5280 feet

An ELVANPYRES update is almost as rare as a real Elf sighting.

When I’m confronted with a moral dilemma I ask myself “What would Evil Dog do?”, and then the answer becomes clear- “Piss on it!”

Trying to drive Elves insane is like trying to to make the Ocean wetter by pissing in it, you’re not making much of a difference.

The wackiest Elves allowed by EU guidelines